Master Explosive Ordnance Disposal Crab
Dude / Dudette has successfully defused every bomb in path for 7-15 years.
Seemingly unafraid of all things that go boom. In fact watches others play with boom and supervises them on how to defuse. Can not find bomb big enough to excite them.
Dimensions: 2.25" x 3.5" on handcrafted premium leather. Done up by your favorite Spicy Water Boys.